Laser Magic

This is the best example of what you get when you combine lasers and magic that I have ever seen...

iMania

After naming my cybertwin "iBri" as a way to poke fun at the trend of putting "i" in front anything, I began to wonder how viral this behavior was. I can't believe how many (and what types of) businesses actually think this is a good idea.

These are not spoofs or jokes:

iHerb - Where else are you going to get your herbs online?

iLaser - need some LASIK surgery?

iDog/iCat/iFish/iPenguin- you can purchase these things on Amazon

iFood - I have no idea what this site offers. Interestingly enough, it's not food

iLove - Another one that is not what you think it is. Guess and click. You were wrong.

iBoatStore - I passed up on BoatStore.com because iBoatStore.com has to better!

iBabe - Of course. Not Safe for Work.

All I can say is, iGiveUp.

Introducing...iBri®

Following in the footsteps of Apple and Google, I've decided to establish a hip new presence on the internet...iBri®. It's simple. It's sleek. It's the killer app. It can store your phone#'s, contacts and mp3's. It'll even toast your muffin.

OK, really it's just me on the other side of MSN Messenger. But I am available 24/7. I suppose I could look up phone#'s and sing songs for you if you ask nicely. I've cleverly used an image to display my MSN ID so spammers can't steal it too easily:



For the astute, you may have noticed this is also my CyberTwin's ID. You caught me. I won't really be available 24/7, sometimes my robot will answer for me. But you won't know which. Could be me, could be my robot. The classic Turing test.

Enjoy.

Pearl Jam Lyrics

One of my favorite songs by Pearl Jam is Yellow Ledbetter. The most frustrating thing about this song, though, is that it is impossible to make out the lyrics. Well, thankfully, this video clears up any confusion. Or maybe not. It's hilarious either way.



Potato wave! I love it.

Chat with Brian 24/7

You can now chat with a virtual me (CyBri) at any time of the day, thanks to the good folks at MyCyberTwin. I spent hours answering personality questions that will supposedly make the experience just like chatting with me. I do not control what it says, so I can't be responsible if it is blunt, cruel, or sarcastic. I did mention that it is programmed to have some of my personality?

If the flash version below doesn't work for you, try this link.

Update: You can also chat with CyBri using MSN messenger (ColumbiaGuy70 @ ....); you can guess the rest of the address or ask me.

Dwight Loves Battlestar Galactica

Our Horses Are Smarter Than Yours

Apparently, we have super smart horses here in Virginia.