Blame it on the bacteria

A recent study links one's craving for daily chocolate with a type of bacteria living in people's digestive system. The funniest thing about the study was that it was delayed because it took a year to find 11 men who don't eat chocolate. What they left out was that they couldn't find 11 women who don't eat chocolate, period.

I hope, and pray, that they discover the bacteria the makes me crave beer ! I hate feeling responsible for my actions.

It's only a matter of time before the chocolate conglomerates start sneaking the "chocolate bacteria" into our regular food or water supply to increase the demand for chocolate.