My Girlfriend is Meshuggeneh!
...that's a polite way of saying that she is completely nuts.
A few weeks ago she found a bug in her living room. Apparently it was "large, gross and disgusting." She did what any sane person would do and threw it outside.
Nah, that isn't what happened. It was apparently too scary looking to pick up, and too big to squish.
So she... threw a cup over it. Yup, that's what she did. And then she went away on a vacation, leaving the bug trapped in the cup, hoping that it would somehow vanish.
She is back from vacation now, and the bug is still sitting under the cup. At least that is the assumption, since she is too afraid to look under the cup and see.